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Rolling with the Fiedellecks and Rislings has definitely ruined us when it comes to traveling! Carol, Gerry, Ed and Glenda sure know how to pick the best spots to set up shop, dine and sun bathe! Thanks to them, gone are the days of 2 star hotels and low budget gigs. Which also means that they will have the burden of having us tag along wherever they go. Gerry, Carol, Glenda and Ed, come back!!! I beg of you. We want tuna from Mark's!
Jackie and I hate Tara's 6 pack abs. We think she would be a lot easier to like if she sported a beer belly like us! |
Put it away Jody. Nobody wants to get hurt. |
Gerry does one hell of a fish fry. He fed the whole village with his catch of the day. |
And I can not forgot to mention our nastiest visitors, who humbly made their home inside my stomach. They stayed with us for around 6 months. I am desperately hoping that this time they have checked out for good, as my stomach is out of space and I can not afford maternity wear.
There was one upside to my little visitors. They provided me with the ease of using the fast lane at the grocery store, which is reserved for the elderly, the sick and the pregnant. I indeed filled the sick quota and if anyone had any doubt they would just chalk it up to 5 months of pregnancy.
I found out later that the reason for my visitors to stay so long was due to the optimal environment I provided for them. Apparently my high fiber, lean protein and abundant supply of green leafy vegetables diet, was an all inclusive vacation with an added fiesta that wouldn't stop rockin'.
So , on the advice of a good friend of mine, who is also a health fanatic, I decided to trade in my old habits for new ones. I tried the Carl's Jr. diet combined with the Resting Heart Rate Exercise Program. Unfortunately for me, I lasted one day on this regimen......My natural dose of daily endorphins sent me into a full blown withdrawal attack. So I had to go back to the Insanity Program.
Yes, it felt like, "ding, ding, ding, put a fork in it, I'm done!" |
Sorry to dissapoint you all, but this is NOT the belly of someone who is carrying a baby. Life form yes, baby NO. Unfortunaley the life form(s) are parasites. YUCK! I know, tell me about it! Can you imagine? Just my luck! A germ-aphob.´s worst nightmare on steriods.
Still had to go buy maternity wear, just to fit over my parisite bump. Maybe, I could market a new brand of clothing.
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